Something Evil This Way Comes

Things have been going pretty well lately.
I had good test results, and really, there are few things I would place above that in terms of my overall happiness and long-term longevity-ness.
So that was good.

Going back to work has been good.
I picked a great project to be working on, and it is having a slow start which works nicely for me. And being surrounded by nurses helps on some level too.

I have been going to the gym and getting back in shape and burning off the many watery pounds that the steroids gave me.
And I bought a new mountain bike last week.
It was a really good score. It was exactly the bike I wanted and the guy I bought it from really took care of it and he sold it for a little less than he hoped for, and I spent a little more than I had hoped, and somehow it felt really fair the whole way around.

And I have an interview tomorrow night for library school, and that’s exciting,
Though it is too far off in the probability department for me to start getting my hopes up.

All in all, things have been going really well lately.

That is, they were going pretty well until Sunday, when a city bus ran a red light and created the solid, unforgiving mass that my truck and I would crash into while on my lunch break.

I remember how the moment came when I realized that the bus wasn’t going to stop and that I couldn’t stop in time and that I knew I was going to crash and how I just thought, “Man, I can’t believe this is happening to me.”

And then the next thing I thought was “Owww!!”

I am more or less okay.
I have a bunch of bruises coming up and some back and neck pain and a burn on my neck where my seatbelt grabbed me.
And I suspect that they will write my truck off, because I watched it turn into an accordian in front of me.
Thankfully the morphing routine stopped before it included my legs.
Though I did give my knee a good solid slam into the dashboard.
As I explained to a friend tonight, most of all, I miss my truck, but that may have a lot to do with the fact that I don’t find myself having to miss my legs or my arms or my mobility.

I am completely unenthusiastic about having to deal with a big legal bureaucracy.
That pretty much bites.
I have witnesses, and I know it wasn’t my fault, but these agencies are notorious for screwing everyone involved.
I’d like to believe that they will get it right.
I’ll let you know, but in the meantime, I am not getting my hopes up.

All that happened on Sunday.
I was pretty upset about it at the time.
And I am not happy about it, by any stetch of the imagination.
But I now realize that I am lucky to have basically walked away from the whole thing.

I do wish that bottle of organic flax seed oil hadn’t rolled under the seat to slowly go rancid as the truck waits in the adjuster’s lot.
But hell, a fresh bottle of oil probably isn’t a high price to pay, all things considered.

you may have figured that it was just about time for my 3 month check up and all that jazz.
I know that Elaine has something that she plans on posting about the whole thing, so I have been leaving this space blank, but now I seem to be on a posting roll, so too bad for her.

Last week my clinical trials nurse called me and asked me if she could switch my appointment time because she had some other something happening and she wanted to be there for my appointment and could we move it to the 18th.
I was so cool on the phone. “Oh, yeah, sure, no trouble. But when should I do the bloodwork?”
“Oh, tomorrow or the next day,” says she.
“Oh, sure, great”, says I.
And then I got off the phone and had a total meltdown.
Ahhh, I’m not ready, not ready!!
See, I have concocted a series of rituals that lead up to the bloodwork episodes.
This is a newfound luxury in the post-chemo days. But still, I amp up my vitamins and supplements and green tea intake.
I drink miso soup and I cut out dairy fat.
All this because my oncologist told me that the CA 125 count can be tweaked a few points because of what you had for lunch.
Now, I think he said that to me to reassure me that some low level fluctuation was okay and basically indicative of nothing.
But me, I decided that it was important so I came up with this series of pre-blood draw rituals.
And when I got the phone call, I hadn’t started my routine.
I simply wasn’t ready.
For 18 hours, I was a basket case.
My girlfriend really has the patience of a saint.

The 18th came and… I had an appointment with one of the counsellors at the BCCA.
I decided I probably needed to talk to someone about my ongoing near-death experience and that talking to a counsellor didn’t necessarily make me a sissy when my ex-girlfriend expressed no small degree of horror that I had not, till that point, availed myself of the service the BCCA provides free gratitis for those of us pudgy bald peeps and those of us with second growth hair.
It hadn’t been my intent to go to the cancer agency twice in the same day, but that’s how it all worked out with the appointment swap.

And there I am, on the elevator, going to my appointment, when two middle aged people get on, struggling to figure out what floor they need to go to.
They turn to me and ask, “What floor is the lab on?”
And I said, “For bloodwork?”
And they looked sad and said yes.
“The second floor” I said.
By the time it was out of my mouth, and I had realized how lost and sad and new to all this they were, they were off the elevator.
“Good luck!” I felt like shouting after the doors closed.

Off I went to my appointment with my incredible shrinking woman.
We had an interesting talk about ovarian cancer.
She said, when it comes to recurrence, it’s different than other cancers.
She said that with other cancers, they go in and they get it or they don’t quite and it’s pretty clear cut whether you are all better or not.
She said that those of us with ovarian cancer, or who have had ovarian cancer, have to get used to living with the greys.
Cuz with us, it isn’t so black and white.

I don’t yet know what I think about that.
I am still tossing it around in my mind.

Every time I am at the BCCA, I think about Marlon Brando saying you have to make horror your friend.
All the people who are there are somehow co-existing with horror in their lives.
And almost all of them are really pretty great people.
It’s an amazing place and one that I don’t want to spend too much time at.

And then I came home. Or at least I started to come home.
As I left the parkade at the cancer agency, some man got all aggro on me because my truck inched a tad across the line into his lane as I turned on to the street.
It happened because someone had parked illegally and their ass-end was in the way and it made the turn kind of acute and I nudged into his lane just a hair.
There was no accident and there was no damage either way. No screeching of brakes, no crashing of steel. But he was all agitated and he wanted to make sure I knew he was agitated.
I saw.
And then I stuck my tongue out at him.
I kind of shocked myself, I confess.
I was overwhelmed by what a complete wanker I thought he was, going all aggro on people coming out of the cancer agency.
He probably kicks puppies too.

So, then I screwed around, went to the gym, tried to stay calm… la la la..
and then I went back across town to see my man in a lab coat.
And, after all that appointment shuffling, my clinical trials nurse wasn’t there and it was a substitute.
She was nice enough, I guess, but I confess that I have established a relationship with my clinical trials nurse and my oncologist and I am always a bit thrown when I get new people.
Also, I think some of the staff there find me and the missus a bit off the wall and it takes them a while to get used to us.
I don’t know why.
Anyway, we were blah-blah-blah’ing with the new (temporary) nurse and we got to the part where we talk about how my recovery is coming, my return to life as I knew it.
And then she gets all Oprah Winfrey and says, “Of course, I know your life will never be the same as it was before all this…”
Like she is so informed and sensitive.
I was horrified.
I said I had every intention of having that life back again and that was the standard by which I judge my recovery.
“Oh yes, well, of course… that works for some people…” she back pedalled.
Damn…

Also, this nurse had this habit of just bursting in the room without knocking.
Finally, Elaine stood there and kept her boot up against the door so that no one would just barge in while I was changing and stashing my Joe Boxer’s in my 501’s. (Nod to Cancerbaby)
Someone did actually try to come in without knocking while she had her boot against the door.
I think that counts as three or four barging in episodes in one appointment.
Rookies.

Anyway, finally my boyfriend in a lab coat came in.
He did what he always does in these appointments. He chatted with us about life and my
suntan.
We talked about Kaua’i and told him he should go and take the wife.
He poked and prodded.
We acted like there was nothing in particular we wanted to hear, that our lives weren’t hanging in the balance, depending on what he might say.
Finally he said, “you are disgustingly healthy. The CA 125 is at 4 or less.”
Phew!
Phew again!
I think that now, this many days later, Elaine and I are starting to actually get normal-ish again.
A friend passed me on the street later that night and I said I had seen my oncologist that day.
Since I was so visibly scrambled, she thought the news had been bad.
No, not bad… it’s just hard to rebound from the build-up. That’s all.
We are both enormously happy.
And it was a really hard build-up.
Maybe at some point you start to feel like you have lots of good history built up and maybe you feel like you are out of the woods. I don’t know.
It’s a feeling I’d like to have one day, if it’s available.

Anyway, that’s the news from my corner of the world.
And it’s good news.
And we are happy about that.
What’s new with you?

A couple of months ago, I mentioned to a friend that this blog started out as a way to keep my friends and co-workers up to speed with what was going on with me and Elaine and my treatment.

It was an off-shoot of the original blog that still exists in an abandoned, older sibling sort of way on this very site.

Since that time, things have shifted some.

Somewhere along the line in my treatment, I decided I wanted to document what was happening with me because when I went online right after my diagnosis, all I got was a shit load of dire information and it got me more and more freaked out.
I wanted to talk about how it was as I was doing it so that other ovarian cancer patients might be able to read this blog and have some sense of how it works (at least, how it worked in my case.)
Standing at the starting line of the ovarian cancer race is daunting.
I am not going to tell you it has been a picnic going through all this, but I sure don’t miss the early days of horror and confusion and all around overwhelming panic.
Once I was actually in it, I thought I should be yelling back over my shoulder for anyone who was looking on, wondering how it went.

And I also wanted to say thanks along the way to all the people who helped me, from my girlfriend to my G.P., to my former co-workers, to my current co-workers, to my oncologist, to my surgeon, to the crazy folks in Alberta who I have never met but who helped us out so much, to my future in-laws, to my good friends, to my cats, to the folks at my gym, to the people who helped us take the vacations, to the clinical trials nurse, to the friends who paid for my plane ticket, to the friends who stayed in touch and let me know they were there for me, to the people who helped us eat organically, to the guy who worked on my truck while I was sick, to the drag kings who performed at Lick, to VWL and other people who arranged fund-raisers, to my ex-gf who took care of the details while I was sick, to the cancer survivors who helped me keep the faith along the way…
Damn… the list goes on and on and on, and the danger with starting it is that I am doomed to have it be incomplete.
This list actually isn’t intended to be a comprehensive thank you list.
My point is, I was trying use the blog to say thanks to those people, you people, along the way.

And then it also, recently, began a small networking opportunity for me.
For me, a little online support community has sprung up between hooking up with Louise and Cancerbaby and Limbodacious and reading what J’s daughter has to say about her mom’s ovarian cancer.

It’s not a disease I would wish on anyone.

And if I could guarantee that none of us would ever have to deal with ovarian cancer or any of its offshoot annoyances, I would jump right on that.
But I certainly do appreciate the sense of community.
The ability to talk about how it is right now, and how it might be in the future, with some pretty razor sharp women has been a real relief for me.
See, ovarian cancer tends to hit women who are about 20 years older than me.
And, you may not understand this, but someone like me, talking about my ailing girl parts, doesn’t make a good fit in those OVCA chat rooms.
Tends to frighten the locals.

I really appreciate that these women are out here blogging.

But that isn’t really what I came here to talk about
I came here to talk about blogging in a larger sense.
I read this article about “blogging from your sickbed” (ghastly title, by the way) and thought people ought to read it
(though you may have to sign up for a subscription if you are reading this any time time after it is still steaming in its freshness from being posted.)
I think this blogging we are doing is actually really interesting and ultimately really important.
Maybe it’s the dormant anthropologist in me, but I think these stories are going to go a long way towards changing how other people experience similar situations.
That’s what I think.

It seems they have developed a new test that catches ovarian cancer about 95% of the time.
You can read about it here.
And that’s good news.
Apparently that 95% success rate isn’t good enough for them to make it a standard test, but still, you’d hope they would use it in situations that called for it.

Good news.

Well, well, well…

It’s a funny thing.
This weekend is the one year anniversary of my diagnosis.
I went into VGH on a Friday afternoon for what they said would be a 45 minute operation and about 3 and a half hours later, the surgeon came out and told Elaine that I had cancer.
I think it’s ironic and kind of cruel that she knew before I did.
I think it’s really cruel that it got left to her to be the one to tell me, but I think that really came down to circumstances rather than malice or negligence.
I remember hearing that I had cancer and thinking, “oh, okay then… what are we going to do about that.” I tried to keep that attitude the whole way along. I think I have been fairly successful with that.

I thought it would be a big emotional event for me to hit the one year mark, but it really wasn’t.
We had a really busy and really social weekend and that felt like a good thing. I was glad we were paying attention to regular life and getting back to being regular people.

It is weird to look back on all the things that have happened in the last year.
All the appointments, all the things I didn’t know a year ago that I know now, all the help I have received along the way, all the aches and pains, all the time to think about things, all the boredom, all the baldness, all the worries about health and money and the future and health and money and everything.

It’s weird because I am in a spot now where I find myself having to think about just how much I am going to let cancer be part of my identity in the future.
I’m back at work, though only for a few hours each day.
I have my hair back.
I am slowly getting my strength back.
I look pretty much like I did a year ago. I have rebounded, on the outside, from the ravages of the chemo.
But it’s a rather profound thing to go through and I need to figure out how to incorporate that experience into my life, and carry on.
I also need to incorporate the whole “who knows what the future holds…” thing in there as well.
It’s weird trying to balance the having been through all that and (seemingly) having come out the other side versus the fact that my health will be under surveillance for the next 7 years and I will be on of the lucky ones if I dodge some sort of recurrence along the way.
And meanwhile, I just want to get back to normal.
You see? It’s all pretty weird and complicated.
Actually, I am willing to postpone going back to normal if I can go back to Kaua’i.
How about that?

I was chatting today with a woman that I like and respect a whole lot.
We haven’t really seen each other since this whole thing happened.
She did the “Oh, you are so brave. I don’t know how you did it.”
Now, let me just say, I am more than happy to be told how brave I am most of the time. I am even willing to have people tell me fibs if it involves some detailed description of my extreme bravery.
But here’s the thing…
If you haven’t been through this, you should listen up.
I appreciate it when people say I am brave, don’t get me wrong.
But I think getting a spider out of the shower stall is more brave than surgery and chemo.
Because when you find a spider in the shower stall, you have a variety of choices, and removing the spider is probably the bravest.
Having surgery, getting a cancer diagnosis and doing chemo… well, that situation doesn’t come with very many choices and none of them are good.
So you go with the least awful of the two.
That doesn’t seem so brave to me.
I think people doing chemo often demonstrate bravery in the process of doing chemo, but I think making the choice to try to stay alive is pretty basic, really.

I think this labyrith of ideas and viewpoints in my head will be untangled in a big, ongoing process.
And maybe it will never get all the way untangled.
I am nowhere near the end of trying to figure it out, and I am still trying to mix in with the regular herd and get on with things.
It’s all a lot to think about.
And now that I am not laying on my ass 24 hours a day, there is an awful lot to do.

I dunno.
What a long, strange trip it’s been.
Still, I am happy to be here.
And still thinking.

This may not make a stitch of sense to anyone but me.
Actually, it may not make any sense to me either.
How about that?

Happy Mother’s Day.

Okay, folks, we are outta here for a wee bit.

Check back in a couple of weeks to see lovely pix and read tales of brave adventuring and unsurpassed relaxing.

Oh yeah… pass the sunscreen, darlin’

It’s back to work I go…

Well, at least I start the training for a new job (with the same employer) tomorrow.
And that should be interesting.
I do a couple of days of training for a new job at a new site and, as a result, I will end up seeing a whole lot of my old co-workers tomorrow. And that will be cool, because I actually like many of my co-workers.

And tomorrow night the gym I go to is doing a headshaving fundraiser for the Canadian Cancer Society and the manager of the gym asked me if I would be one of the headshavers.
I said sure, though truth be told, most of those stupid gym monkeys would rather die than have me stand that close to them while holding a razor. Still, it’s for “the cause” so I said yes.
It’s going to be a busy day.

Going back to work will be interesting.
On one hand, I think it will feel really good to go be productive again.
And, on that other hand, I wonder how much stamina I am going to have,
Thankfully, I have really great bosses who are totally supporting the gradual return to work, and I will do 4 hours a day for a week, then 5 hours a day, and so on…
I think it’s gonna be just fine.

On other fronts, I have been reading lots of stuff about diet and supplements and preventing recurrence. Thanks to Cancer Baby for the info on that score.
It looks like this are gonna get a might mo’ fishy around my house.
No, seriously… apparently I should eat more fish. Cuz it does the Omega 3 thing in a way that is better than flax seed oil.
Let me just say, burps after ingesting salmon oil capsules are just plain vulgar.

And since I may have hit a new low, for me and for my blog(s), I will now go take a bath and wash my mouth out with organic castille soap.

More as it happens.

I had this idea that I wanted some folks to join me for the , Relay for Life put on by the Canadian Cancer Society, but it kind of collapsed, my grand, not terribly selfless gesture.
It went ka-put.

Tits-up.

It croaked.

I really wanted to try to give something back to the big old world, cuz I have been taking more than my share lately, and I would like to balance the scales some. And I would like to do something to lighten the burden on other people who end up in the same boat as me.
Because, sadly, there will continue to be people in the same boat as me.

After a bunch of discussion about the timing of the relay and the current events in my life, and the fact that I haven’t worked in almost a year and I need to get going on that score, it was decided that we would postpone that sort of involvement until next year.
So, it is my rather enormous hope that next year I can make this happen and round up my own little relay team and stay up all night making the mainstream folks nervous and raising money for a pretty important cause.

I’m not doing it this year, but some woman I have never met is doing the Revlon Run Walk for Women’s Cancers in NYC at the end of April.
I just read her blog post (because all the cool peeps with ovarian cancer keep a blog and update it frequently) and she made me all misty-eyed with her post about doing the walk, and what it meant to her last year and what it means to her this year, and survivors’ laps and she mentioned absolutely nothing about run-on sentences but perhaps she should have or perhaps that is only my problem.

Anyway, I think you should read what she wrote.
She said what I felt better than I could have said my own self.

Her stuff can be found here

Go now. You’ll be a better person for it.
I promise.