You’ll probably think I am kidding when I say…
My girlfriend’s van got stolen last night.
But I’m not kidding.
We left our house today at dinner time, I walked out the door and there was the great emptiness on the street where her van was only yesterday.
Now, my girlfriend normally has a charmed life.
I think it must be me, messing up her mojo or something.
You’d think the car thieves would at least demonstrate some basic compassion, if not any taste.
But no.
August 16th, 2004 at 7:56 am
Fuck!
I am so sorry to hear this you guys - I wish there was something I could do. I’ll keep an eye out for the car. (look at parked cars folks, not ones driving around - much more likly to find it abandoned than still in use)
Hugs to you both
August 16th, 2004 at 10:33 am
I can’t believe it … I am so sorry.
Hugs
Fiona
August 16th, 2004 at 10:34 am
I can’t believe it … I am so sorry.
Hugs
Fiona
August 20th, 2004 at 3:38 pm
Really sorry to hear about the van. You start to wonder “What else can happen?” Then you find out what else can happen and wish you had never wondered in the first place. I guess the thought of the moment would be: Be kind to bacteria, it’s the only culture some people have.
May the theiving scarvy bastards find the fleas of a thousand reindeer nesting in their genitals. :)
Best wishes, Spike.
September 22nd, 2005 at 7:50 am
Say, what kind of a van was it, an older VW bus/van??